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RULES--> Please select month,date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January------- I shot
February------ I ate
March--------- I killed
April--------- I ran away with
May----------- I fell in love with
June---------- I murdered
July---------- I gave my shoes to
August-------- I sang a duet with
September----- I had a crush on
October------- I danced with
November------ I kissed
December------ I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------a homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a Mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8-------------an ipod
9-------------my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------------my dog
12------------my cat
13------------the computer
14------------my science teacher
15------------my neighbour
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18------------my best friends girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permanent marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my psychiatrist
26------------an old lady
27------------a hockey stick
28------------a football player
29------------a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because I was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I am half dead.
Red-----------Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because I cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy
Gray----------Because that's the way I am
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

Here is mine
I sang a duet with a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

I had a crush on a goat because I was hungry. :
(Sep 10, olive tank top)

I ate an old lady because that's the way I am

(Feb 26, Grey)

lolwut

I killed my cell phone because that's the way I am.
(March 31, gray t-shirt)

I gave my shoes to a monkey because I was in mental hospital.

(7th July, red hoodie)

I fell in love with my cellphone because I was drunk

(May 31, black t-shirt)

I sang a duet with my dog because I was in a mental hospital

(August 11, Red)

I murdered myself because I can't control myself

(June 16, dark blue tee)

I danced with my best friends boyfriend because I was drunk.

Hish, I must have been REALLY drunk

I ran away with a fat lady Because I was drunk.

Awesome.

I shot a gangster Because I cant control myself.

(jan 6 blue)

"I fell in love with my best friends girlfriend because that's the way I am."

(May 18, gray sweater)

Fucking WUT

You cant help the way you are bro.

(02-01-2010 02:30 AM)Skizzik_NZ Wrote: [ -> ]You cant help the way you are bro.

He can change his shirt, though.

What if a person is not wearing a shirt

I think that'd count as Other

(02-01-2010 04:51 PM)The Butt Wrote: [ -> ]What if a person is not wearing a shirt

(02-01-2010 05:02 PM)Nolifer Wrote: [ -> ]I think that'd count as Other

So you fell in love with your best friends girlfriends cos you were hungry. Issues.

A way to a man's heart is through his stomach, I guess.

She must look like a pie or something.

Sounds like something a sexual predator would say